Friday, July 9, 2010

Novel dialogue

When it's a blog, it's suppose to write words in it..or at least just stick your photo at the screen..When it's a blog, it's meaningless if people don't read it or at least just sway their eyes over your pictures..soooo please read..XD
I'm going to share how i wrote my novels..I don't know why but i always wrote it in figurative are some of the me, you might even need a translator..

Lea: Where's Jay Yo?
Freddie Jerk: Jay Yo is naked and covered in waters at the moment..
Lea: w-what?
Freddie Jerk: He is in the hydroroom, this phone ain't waterproof, y'know?
(Hydroroom ~ place for you to take your shower...bathroom)

Fred Jerk: Can't even get the courage to say I hearts you?My arms are all cuts and bruises  from your words.
Lea: That's because I'm having problems understanding your metamorphosis..
Fred Jerk: A normal ten year old can understand every word i spray.
Lea: Where did the ten year old come from? your son?

Fred Jerk: My words, have you seen Kimmie?
Lea: No, do i look like alphabets to you? (Fred just said 'MY WORDS")
Fred Jerk: I saw your photo with Jay Yo, you two looks like mushrooms.
Lea: Har? there's no mushrooms!
Fred Jerk: Exactly, mushrooms are cute
Lea: why don't you talk straight to the words. Skip the figurative speech..
Fred Jerk: My words are not figurative. It's an art of talking..

Drunken Kim in the pool: Ooh, it's water! I'm thirsty! I want to drink all of this!
Lea: Look what happen? The next thing i know, she must have walk into an uncovered manhole and fall inside, thinking that somebody had close the light instead!

Kim showing Lea her tattoo
Lea: what's with the angel's wing?
Kim: Symbolize you, silly. Next time you should have a devil's tail or horn. We could have a friendship bond or something.
Lea: I rather have Spongebob Squarepants.

Lea fell hard on Liam's chest and bang her head right on it..
Lea: That's hard. What did you put inside? All your coins saving?

Lea: I can't believe it. She kissed Justin Bieber and this is what she gets. Fame and status
Kim: Next time you could try another way to get famous. You can stalk him, kill him overnight, cut his head and bake it for the world to eat.

Jay Yo: You come for the money, but even for the money, there's always a price
Robbers: what's the price? Your life?
Jay YO: Your identity. I can see behind your sunglasses that you're as timid as some kid in diapers back at kindergarten. But that'll be an offence to them.

Jay Yo: What did i miss for the past two days?
Lea: You miss me getting my head muddled by Freddie Jerk, Kim's infamous stripping dance and our principal eating the school's grass because he was too hungry to wait for lunch.


No comments:

Post a Comment

thanks for posting up comments ( : i will pay you a visit